Texas rancher visits lady farmer in The Cotswolds, England
A Texas rancher was visiting a lady farmer in The Cotswolds, England. The proud Brit showed him around. "Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and green peas. Over there I built a play set for my children, next to the doghouse," the farmer said.
The land was tiny, and the Texan was surprised by its small size. "Is this all your land?" he asked.
"Yes," the English lady said proudly. "This is all mine!"
"You mean this is it? This is all of it?" the Texan said incredulously.
"Yes, yes, this is really all mine!"
"Well, Ma’am," said the Texan, "back home I'd get in my car before the sun comes up and I'd drive and drive and drive, and when the sun set, why, I'd only be halfway across my land!"
"Oh, yes," the lady replied wistfully, "My first car was an Austin! It was just like that!"
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Texas rancher visits lady farmer in The Cotswolds, England
A Texas rancher was visiting a lady farmer in The Cotswolds, England. The proud Brit showed him around. "Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and green peas.