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A Texas rancher, Chuck, was on his summer vacation in the west of Ireland and decided to stop at a dairy farm just outside Galway. Chuck introduced himself to Paddy, the owner of the farm, and asked him about his farm.  Paddy was more than pleased to show him around. "Here is where I grow me potatoes, green peas, cauliflower and parsnips. Over there I built a play set for the wee ‘uns, next to the shed where I keep the cows," Paddy said.

The farm was quite small, and the Texan was surprised by its modest size. "Is this all your land?" Chuck asked.

"Aye," Paddy said proudly. "Dis is all mine!"

"Seriously, you mean this is it? This is all of it?" Chuck said incredulously.

"Ah sure and begorrah, yes,” Paddy said “dis is really and truly all mine!"

"Well, Paddy," said the Chuck, "back home I'd get in my car before the sun'd come up and I'd drive and drive and drive, and when the sun set, why, I'd only be halfway across my ranch!"

"Ah, yes, sure and begorrah," replied Paddy with a coy smile, "indeed, I, myself, used to have an old car just like dat."

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A Texas rancher, Chuck, was on his summer vacation in the west of Ireland and decided to stop at a dairy farm just outside Galway. Chuck introduced himself to Paddy, the owner of the farm, and asked him about his farm. Paddy was more than pleased to show him around. "Here is where I grow me potatoes, green peas, cauliflower and parsnips. Over there I built a play set for the wee ‘uns, next to the shed where I keep the cows," Paddy said.

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